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Thieving *******

(26 posts)

  1. crowriver
    Member

    Went downstairs this morning to get the bike ready for the commute. Noticed straight away the dust cover was off, and someone had been rummaging in the Dutch panniers (nothing in them to nick). Bike is very securely locked, so was still there. Everything seemed to be okay, until I noticed the tyres (spiky Schwalbes) were flat. Rushed upstairs for track pump, then noticed the valve caps were still on. The ******* have slashed the tyres! Presumably in order to remove the wheels, but someone may have distrurbed them. Must have happened in the middle of the night.

    The wheelset is second hand, not even valuable. Maybe just pure spite because they couldn't get the bike? Anyway that's my day ruined. Late for work, inner tubes to replace, possibly tyres too, I'll have to see how damaged they are.

    Anyway, be warned: there are bike thieves out there breaking into common stairs while you sleep.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  2. beerdrinker77
    Member

    That sucks, crowriver, sorry to hear you had such a crappy start to the day. Lets imagine you had dog dirt all over your wheels and the vandals ran away boaking after getting it on their hands?

    Posted 12 years ago #
  3. tammytroot
    Member

    Sorry to hear that.
    My son had similar experience in Tollcross. - Tyres slashed for no apparent reason other than spite.
    There are some seriously deranged folk out there.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  4. slowcoach
    Member

    Maybe not so applicable to bikes in common stairwell but still worth watching out for: '... even the busiest streets empty out eventually, so if (he) really wanted a particular bike he would damage a tyre so the owner would leave it in the rack for longer. "Someone, if they find their tyre punctured they should take their bike with them, right at that minute because someone has done it on purpose to come and take it after."'
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/green-living-blog/2010/sep/13/bike-thief-stolen-tips

    Posted 12 years ago #
  5. crowriver
    Member

    I took the bike upstairs straight away as I suspected the thief might come back.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  6. Uberuce
    Member

    There any number of forlorn bikes locked to railings with their wheels kicked completely out of shape.

    Mindless spite seems to be at least as common as low cunning.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  7. chdot
    Admin

    "Mindless spite seems to be at least as common as low cunning"

    If bike stays for a while, bits tend to go missing, which may or may not be related to first attack.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  8. DaveC
    Member

    Sorry to hear this Chris. I hate leaving my bike anywhere I don't trust even locked. Have firm locks on the garage and bike shed at work.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  9. crowriver
    Member

    Thing is, we've not had any trouble for quite a while. There were three other bikes locked up in the same bit of the stair, all completely untouched. Daughter's balance bike and son's scooter there too, unlocked, untouched.

    If I was paranoid I'd say someone was out to get me (or my bike).

    Posted 12 years ago #
  10. DaveC
    Member

    Do you have rear green you could put a shed in?

    Posted 12 years ago #
  11. Lezzles
    Member

    I've not had my tyres slashed but when I left my bike parked on Rose Street one evening last winter someone let the air out of both my tyres and threw the valve caps away. I just thought they were drunk gits but maybe it was something more sinister?

    Posted 12 years ago #
  12. SRD
    Moderator

    We've had lots f that sort of thing in our stair too. Sorry to hear about yours though. Glad the kids bikes were okay.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  13. Puzzle
    Member

    That's really crap :( What area?

    Posted 12 years ago #
  14. crowriver
    Member

    @Puzzle, Abbeyhill.

    I'll have a chance to inspect things once I'm back home.

    @DaveC, I've a shed in the back green, but that's even less secure as there's an (unlocked) side gate for access to the rear flats (we're on a corner) so anyone can just wander about there.

    I've a secure garage which is where we keep most of the bikes. However that's a kilometre away, so whichever bike I'm using for the commute tends to be at the foot of the stairs the night before. Due to the conditions that's been the hybrid with spiky tyres on of late.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  15. crowriver
    Member

    Took the front wheel off, as the tube not holding air at all. Tyre off, tube in bowl of water to locate puncture. Found one slit, a cut made by a sharp blade by the looks of it, less than a centimetre long. That's it: when I pinch that point, the tube holds air. So I check the smooth inside of the tyre for any corresponding cut: for the life of me I cannot find anything. Anyway I patched the tube on the front wheel, popped it in the tyre, tyre on rim, and inflated. Holding air fine, but as I inspect the tyre sidewall I see a small cut just next to the reflective strip above the rim, about 1cm, barely noticeable. So the thief must have stabbed the tyre with a stanley knife or similar. The cut is very small, but will need a tyre boot and some rubber glue or it might get bigger and then I could suffer a blowout.

    The rear tyre has the same issue, except the cut there (which underlines neatly the Schwalbe logo) is over 10cm long, and shallow. The inner tube has a faint scratch and one tiny hole, which I've now patched. Hopefully the tyre sidewall is patchable/bootable, but what a hassle. In the meantime the bike will live up here on the top floor...

    I went to check on the shed, no sign of anyone forcing anything, all seems to be there. Bizarrely, a rusty bike has appeared which wasn't there a couple of days ago. It's an old steel framed Giant hybrid, looks like it's been gently decaying in someone's garden for a few years: orange chain and rear mech; left twistgrip shifter busted; foam saddle has been cut and torn up, opened like a clamshell, leaving foam exposed - that looks recent. Nobody is going to be riding it anytime soon.

    I can only imagine the thief/ves lifted it from a nearby colony flat garden: the bars, frame and stem still look nice, especially in the dark perhaps. Once he/they realised the bike was no good, stashed it by my shed and went looking for another one?

    Complete bar stewards.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  16. kaputnik
    Moderator

    Bizarrely, a rusty bike has appeared which wasn't there a couple of days ago

    It's not unknown for thieves to arrive with a wreck and leave with a nice "new bike"

    Posted 12 years ago #
  17. crowriver
    Member

    That's the tubes patched, tyres booted, wheels back on the bike. Used some sidewall strips cut from an old gumwall tyre I had kicking around. All seems to be holding up so far, will road test tonight.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  18. Cyclingmollie
    Member

    Crowriver: "Complete bar stewards"

    In the interests of avoiding breaking the forum rules here are some useful expressions you can use if you meet the perps and want to describe the encounter here (apparently, source: Urban Dictionary):

    "Funk you, you funking piece of shnizz!"
    "You funker! How could you be so stupid!"
    "Go suck Jerry's dink you funking fag!"
    "Ah ya twit!"
    "Wizz off moron!"
    "Oh yeah I'm down with the shnizzle!"

    Posted 12 years ago #
  19. DaveC
    Member

    Or go with Mrs Brown...

    "Bucking Eejit!!" :D

    Posted 12 years ago #
  20. kaputnik
    Moderator

    There's the Father Ted "Fupping picnic spot" (no fupping swearing) sketch from the whistle episode too.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  21. Arellcat
    Moderator

    "I think the phrase rhymes with 'clucking bell'."

    Or more elegantly, perhaps:

    "Oh Mister Darcy, I fear indeed for your most frightful turn of events. You have my sympathies of course!"

    Posted 12 years ago #
  22. EddieD
    Member

    "Farging cork-soakers", Roman Moroni, was always my favourite.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  23. rust
    Member

    I've used sugru (https://sugru.com/) for repairing tyre sidewalls before.

    Apply it to the inside and cover with a bit of cling film to avoid it sticking to the inner tube, then lightly inflate the innertube so that it just starts to squeeze out the other side. Smooth it over and let it cure overnight and you've got a pretty good repair.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  24. crowriver
    Member

    @rust, interesting. The old bits of tyre sidewall seem to be doing the trick so far. I taped them down with gaffer tape to stop any possibility of them shifting about. Once the tyres are at full pressure it seems pretty solid. If this snow gets deep, I'll have a chance to test them at lower pressures too.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  25. Cyclingmollie
    Member

    @rust Nice tip on the sugru.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  26. LivM
    Member

    I carry a piece of toothpaste tube in my bike fix kit. Has been used to patch up shredded tyres on a weekend bike trip in the Cairngorms.

    Posted 12 years ago #

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