Hi Folks
This may have been done before as a bit of fun.
I thought whilst riding home yesterday, what would the drafting of a 21st century bit of Legislation on travelling by wheels in town look like? Given the nature of the beast nowadays?
EG
1) When driving a taxi,chelsea tracktor, non LRT bus,white van, delivery van etc, You must ensure you remind all other road users of your complete entitlement to throw away the law and rulebook and drive as you see fit in a manner that best suits your mood.
2) When encountering pedestrians and other road users, ensure that you disregard their safety in order to gain tiny advantages in distance and time, especially in congested city centers and routes to and through them.
3) Always remember NEVER to think about looking in the direction you are steering your vehicle, make sure you use a mobile telephone, do your makeup, argue with your spouse, passengers or children whilst speeding.
4) If you are not a proficient or considerate cyclist, then ensure you never pay heed to traffic signals, other cyclists or the people you may injure, or simply help cause your injury or death.
Please feel free to add in your gems and nuggets of wisdom and mirth.... R :-)
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