"Minis are stupidly big these days too."
Minis are always trotted out as examples of 'cars getting bigger' - but the new Mini only shares a name and a vague resemblance with the original Mini. It's not actually intended to be a pocket-sized car.
The original Mini is comparable to something like the Toyota Aygo. The new Mini is more a modern equivalent in the Golf and Escort bracket - so if it's bigger than those (which I think it is - certainly bigger than the older ones, but then the modern Golf is bigger than the original Golf, and they ARE allegedly still the same type of car for doing the same job) then there's a reasonable comparison.
But saying 'Minis are big' is no different than saying 'the Ford Focus is big'. Modern Fiat 500 is bigger than the original Fiat 500, but again, different types of car. Old and new VW Scrirocco might be comparable sizes, but retain the same purpose. New Beetle is bigger than the old Beetle.
Oh, and yes, Fiat 500L - urgh!
Small cars? Of course you can! Aygo, Twingo, Smart, there are teeny Pugs, Citroen C1 - and all with the mod cons.
Sadly there are also a lot more behemoths to balance that out. Why does anyone need a Nissan Navara 'Invincible' to do the school run?
EDIT: Beaten on the small cars by Crowriver cos I was getting verbosely defensive about my Mini (which is a Clubman, so bigger than the hatch, though not monstrously ugly like the Countryman or the even worse Paceman - and while we're at it, the little Coupe version is hideous as well).