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  • Started 10 years ago by kaputnik
  • Latest reply from DaveC
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  1. kaputnik
    Moderator

    Can't think how to caption this for comedy effect.

    Over to you all.

    Posted 10 years ago #

  2. cc
    Member

    Lovely picture :)
    I can just see him suddenly snap open those wee eyes and cry "Vroom! Vrooommm!"

    Roads. Our own wee Darien Scheme for the 21st century.

    Posted 10 years ago #

  3. gembo
    Member

    Scottish. Roads for Scottish people?

    Posted 10 years ago #

  4. Instography
    Member

    You dual the high road and I'll dual the low road ...

    Posted 10 years ago #

  5. steveo
    Member

    When you go will you send back town planers from America.

    Posted 10 years ago #

  6. fimm
    Member

    "my name is Keith
    I like building roads
    ... to nowhere ..."

    Posted 10 years ago #

  7. Cyclingmollie
    Member

    Hello, my name is Keith and I'm a roadaholic.

    Posted 10 years ago #

  8. Wilmington's Cow
    Member

    Keith Brown MSP*

    *Minister for Speedy Progress

    Posted 10 years ago #

  9. kaputnik
    Moderator

    You dual the high road and I'll dual the low road

    Ha! Love that one.

    When I am very exasperated and angry with the man, I usually imagine him as a bit of a simpleton, who whiles away his days playing with toy cars in his ministerial office, making broom-broom noises, occassionally taking a crayon to a map of Scotland and drawing a new route, stirring only when an aide comes in with a cheque for him to sign. Then the anger fades away into something more like frustrated pity.

    Now I will imagine him humming Dual the Highroad to himself as he does so.

    I assume they all listen to Highland Cathedral on loop anyway in the Government offices at Holyrood.

    Posted 10 years ago #

  10. Wilmington's Cow
    Member

    "... I usually imagine him as a bit of a simpleton, who whiles away his days playing with toy cars in his ministerial office, making broom-broom noises..."

    Given me a brilliant idea...

    Posted 10 years ago #

  11. cb
    Member

    How about a picture of KB heading off for the day, walking down his dualled garden path?

    Posted 10 years ago #

  12. sallyhinch
    Member

    'walk'?? Surely some mistake...

    Posted 10 years ago #

  13. DaveC
    Member

    I'm just waiting for Alex Salmon's autobio/world domination entitled 'Mein Banff'.

    Posted 10 years ago #

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