Can't think how to caption this for comedy effect.
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(13 posts)- Started 11 years ago by kaputnik
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Lovely picture :)
I can just see him suddenly snap open those wee eyes and cry "Vroom! Vrooommm!"Roads. Our own wee Darien Scheme for the 21st century.
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Scottish. Roads for Scottish people?
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You dual the high road and I'll dual the low road ...
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When you go will you send back town planers from America.
Posted 11 years ago # -
"my name is Keith
I like building roads
... to nowhere ..."Posted 11 years ago # -
Hello, my name is Keith and I'm a roadaholic.
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Keith Brown MSP*
*Minister for Speedy Progress
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You dual the high road and I'll dual the low road
Ha! Love that one.
When I am very exasperated and angry with the man, I usually imagine him as a bit of a simpleton, who whiles away his days playing with toy cars in his ministerial office, making broom-broom noises, occassionally taking a crayon to a map of Scotland and drawing a new route, stirring only when an aide comes in with a cheque for him to sign. Then the anger fades away into something more like frustrated pity.
Now I will imagine him humming Dual the Highroad to himself as he does so.
I assume they all listen to Highland Cathedral on loop anyway in the Government offices at Holyrood.
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"... I usually imagine him as a bit of a simpleton, who whiles away his days playing with toy cars in his ministerial office, making broom-broom noises..."
Given me a brilliant idea...
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How about a picture of KB heading off for the day, walking down his dualled garden path?
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'walk'?? Surely some mistake...
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I'm just waiting for Alex Salmon's autobio/world domination entitled 'Mein Banff'.
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