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My other half was in Starbucks as the driver of the car that was nearly hit was giving her statement to polis, according to which she had to floor it to avoid lorry which was coming down from Calton Hill.
I imagine the eyewitness wasn't actually an eyewitness but someone who came along after, or possibly wasn't actually real and was in fact simply stating what the chip wrapper hack thought they saw in the aftermath.
(obvious disclaimers and caveats all apply on all of the above.)