Recently purchased, but decided it's too cold outside to cycle
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Strange excuses for selling a bike
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Posted 11 years ago #
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"And I get a strange pain in my crotch...."
Posted 11 years ago # -
Did think the same thing when I saw the pic...
Posted 11 years ago # -
Strange excuse for a bike.
Posted 11 years ago # -
My next Gumtree advert could be:
"I'm selling this hardly used upright ladies bicycle because I'm a gullible twat.
You see, we just recently sold our ladies and gents mountain bikes after my wasting £500 on them trying to get my wife to cycle, which she then said she didn't like.
She then had a fad notion that she liked 'proper' upright ladies bicycles, so more the fool me I bought her one, meh"
I haven't actually wasted any good money yet, but the day is soon coming, she has been on my back for weeks now. Perhaps I should just buy one to order - for someone else.
Posted 11 years ago # -
"Brakes are tunes to work rather well!"
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That's a bad ad. Not as bad as the ones in Cycling Weekly where top-end road bikes are sold
having been bought on a whim by people with more money than sense who have moved on to golfwith only a couple of hundred dry miles use, never raced or crashed.Posted 11 years ago # -
£600 for the pair?
Posted 11 years ago # -
swap for a road bike?
with heaters no doubtPosted 11 years ago # -
... and a Turbo trainer ;-)
Posted 11 years ago # -
I like how he describes it as a "head-turner". I can only imagine the stage following the headturning is the "point-and-laugh-er"
Posted 11 years ago # -
All very cruel. Perhaps the gum tree person is Spanish and his English is not quite perfect but still good for it being not your first language and also he is feeling very cold a long way from home. With the orange he may be Basque. He also has a lovely wee dog. £200 is a bit pricey
Posted 11 years ago # -
Yeah, I thought instantly "English is not first language" but then is that second ad for the jump bike really the same person? Linguistically totally different, it's a kind of young guy's casual slang.
Very weird.
Posted 11 years ago # -
Re the fixie:
"Give me a bell!"
Sounds like a good swap to me ;-)
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