To the dozy idiot who spontaneously decided to try a 3-point turn across the Bruntsfield Links cycle lane.
Don't
You almost took out the 6 cyclists heading uphill behind you, including the guy who your obliviously meandering riding style had forced into the pedestrian lane.
You very narrowly avoided being given an intimate encounter with the tarmac by the 2 bikes heading downhill (myself included on a bigger and heavier and stornger bike) who nearly T-boned you.
And when you're asked "what the EXPLETIVE you think you're doing?", "sorry" is a more appropriate response than "going back downhill" and giggling.
Next time I might not be able to - or inclined to - stop.
So ends this public service announcement.