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"Motorway speeding tickets around Bristol rise from 750 to 23,000"
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Posted 10 years ago #
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comments ... are..... awesome!
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From the story itself:
"Digital cameras on 'smart motorways' where speed limits vary and the hard shoulder becomes a fourth lane are thought to be the cause"
"The spike in figures is said to be down to tougher policing of a section of the smart motorway."
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"Youre just asking for an accident if you are consistantly having to monitor your speedo instead of the road. Driving is no fun anymore thanks to the bureaucrats and two-wheeled brigades." - killermansm
Not sure if that one is parody.
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Drivers are like electrons. The very act of observing them...alters how they act...right?
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Heisenberg gets pulled over for speeding. The policeman asks Heisenberg "Excuse me sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am!"
The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!"
Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now I'm lost!"
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Schrödinger is in the passenger seat...
The policeman is suspicious and asks to see in the boot.
He opens it and leaps back saying "do you know that there is a dead cat in here?!"
Schrödinger throws his arms up and says, "Well NOW I do" ....
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Socrates was in the back seat, and it's just as well he wasn't driving as he was permanently p***ed...
Erm...
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Well, that brightened up a Friday afternoon quite nicely... (the quantum mechanics jokes, not the speeding drivers).
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Godwin is sitting in the back passenger seat, and makes some comment about this being worse than the gestapo..
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Newton creates a new law, objects in motion stay in motion unless acted upon by a speed camera.
(How big is this car?)
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Einstein says it's quite a big car... relatively speaking...
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Oppenheimer said, it was a big car, until I declared war on Motorists
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Calvin explained there was no point in complaining about the speeding ticket because it was always going to happen.
Posted 10 years ago # -
Rene Descartes drives differently to most people. It's a choice between that or ceasing to exist.
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