"New challenge: what's the most fantastical and improbable story we can concoct that the EEN will publish?"
I was, once upon a time, a member of a nefarious group called the Top Slot Club which existed with a similar aim, through the medium of "readers letters". The more exotic or scurrilous the concoction, the better. Preferably with a suitably outraged tone or even "high trolling" in internet parlance. The accolade of being granted the 'top slot' i.e.. the featured letter in the paper, was a trophy to savour.
Surprisingly easy to get published, a success rate of over 80% was achieved. This was before the staff cutbacks too...
The Top Slot Club by edinburgh_annuale, on Flickr