This morning I was going along minding my own business when some eejit cyclists bumps into me from behind. Next thing I know I'm attached to his knee going up and down. I tried to get off but was trapped in his leg hair. So I stung the him, but then the eejit swipped at me and the second time he caught me properly and I went tumbling away. But not before I got him good and proper. I expect he's whining about it at his work. That'll serve him right!
Said the wasp.....