How about emigrating to NI?
I've had nothing but good times in Northern Ireland. Had to sneak out the back of a pub once to avoid being plied with compulsory free drink. I'm fond of quite a few Northern Irish people.
That said I'm not sure I'd ever fit in there. It genuinely would be emigration, in a way that moving to Glasgow could never be.
As for my degree of certainty, it's heartening that gravity is holding up. Everything else seems to be shimmering.