Eldest daughter’s friend was round visiting (allowed ) and I locked my wood pile away and hid my wine (following the last visit).
Anyway here is her Covid related story (humorous)
The young woman who is friends with my eldest, Siri (not real name) had decided to split up with her boyfriend who lives in Berlin. Was amicable but she did not want to be overheard by her parents, so she walked up the plantations (old name for route of path networks in the fields south of Balerno).
Someone in one of the houses on the way in to the path network spotted her and thought she looked very young and very suicidal. So this concerned Balerno-ite phoned the polis.
Siri is sitting on tree stump phoning the man in Berlin and she spots a somewhat obese police constable. Coming through the fields towards her, dusk falling, torch etc. The officer then trips and falls over. Sadly covering herself in mud. She is apparently Quite big and covered in mud. Opening gambit from WPC McCoy (not real name) Aw hen, you look awfy sad. Siri- yes I am just breaking up with my boyfriend in Berlin. PC McCoy - aw hen you look really. Young. Siri - I’m 21. PC McCoy [realising things are OK) Aw, ok hen, just come back down the road with us now. So Siri accompanies PC McCoy back to the squad car. As they approach Siri spots the driver who is a small male polis. He is covered in mud. He is called PC Kirk. He rolls down the window and shouts PC McCoy, Ah’ve fallen over. THe woman officer replies PC Kirk So have I.
Siri is now convinced comedy pratfalls are in the manual now for polis officers dealing with suicidal youth.