Soon we wont even be able to resolve our cognitive dissonance by saying cycling is exempt (check those men on strava going for 100 mile cycles in an hour).
In preparation I have taken up skipping.
Day 1 - 20 skips and 10 peppers before the rope snagged
Day 2 (yesterday) 39 skips and watched Malcolm Mclaren’s 8 min version of Double Dutch (knACKERED)
Cuh mon say Eh Bo, Eh Bo EBONETS.