"i had to go to games workshop to find the right colour, the shop was terrifying, and even though the people were nice i got the feeling the salesman didn't see daylight very often, he had a sallow complexion and seemed baffled that someone might use paint on a bicycle, rather than the beard of a 1 inch leaden troll figurine."
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