Right, we've done the whole 'use a car if you want to kill a cyclist' thing. We all know that so many people who have negligently taken the life of someone have walked free with a minimal fine and (sometimes) a short ban...
Well...
Throw a plate of foam at a sleazy, dishonest, frankly creepy media moghul, and you get 6 weeks in jail... (oh, but he'll only serve 3 weeks)