White van man on Gilmerton Road this morning.
Honked at me the moment the lights changed to green at the Mount Vernon Road junction, despite me keeping up with the car in front. The car in front turned next right into Craigend Park, and I got honked at again then.
I continued down on the edge of the bike lane before the driver zoomed past me with about a foot of space. I honked at him with my airzound and he honked back at me. Kept pace with him and then he slowed at the traffic island before the primary school, I went to overtake and he pulled right to block me.
He then got stuck in the traffic at the lights to Liberton Road, and I filtered past. As I passed, he shouted "get in your lane". I stopped, and said "You want me to cycle at 20 mph a foot from the kerb?" and he kept shouting at me to get in my lane. The lights change and I tried to move off, but was in the wrong gear at this point so ended up with him driving alongside me, while I tried to get out of the oncoming traffic lane.
He accelerated to try and pass me and I slapped his mirror, which slowed him down enough to let me get ingo the flow of traffic (not my best idea, since he was then behind me) and he shouted "Come on then, let's pull over and have a chat about it?". I said "Where?" and he shouted something I didn't hear, then pulled into the bus lane up to Cameron Toll. I waited behind for a few seconds, to the right hand side so he could see me in his mirror, then when he didn't get out, I filtered up the inside to the lights.
He then drove up Minto Street while I Was in the bus lane and shouted something else (or it might have been one of the passengers) before stopping at a pedestrian crossing. He saw me coming and violently swerved from the outside lane into the inside to stop me passing.
I went up to his window and said "You're not getting anywhere fast, are you?". He said "I'm not trying to go anywhere fast, look at you, f***** collage boy" as the lights changed, and then he close passed me again, even closer, and I slapped the side of the van as it passed.
The driver behind the van pulled alongside as I was going up Minto Street and said I need to report that and that he'd been driving like a dickhead the whole way (no idea if the driver was there before I saw the van).
Most likely that's going to the police tonight - I'm a little wary due to the wing mirror slap, but that was mostly since he was undertaking me, not letting me into the flow of traffic, rather than because I was pissed off (which I was too, of course).