After the new (annual) toad thread thought I'd resurrect this from the CCE archive.
Come a long way in 2 years (but not very far).
(There was even a competition - Golden Swan Award)
CityCyclingEdinburgh Forum » Debate!
How would you make the swans in Holyrood park safer from traffic?
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Posted 12 years ago #
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Build ejector seats for the little aliens that control the swans.
What, you didn't know swans are merely biotomatons controlled by shy but easily displeased extraterrestrials stranded on Earth after their spaceship crashed? Well, now you do.
I can prove it. Any alien technology capable of crossing the unthinkably vast depths of interstellar space would plainly be able to manange landing, right? Well, look at how hilariously ungainly swans when landing or taking flight. That's why they're stuck here. Proof.
Posted 12 years ago # -
and here's the original thread, for those who missed it first (and second) time round.
Posted 12 years ago #
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