@Dave - Yes. It would have been somewhat odd if I didn't but posted anyway.
I have in mind a modelled EEN foamer, who thinks cyclists are either:
A) Irresponsible overgrown children who aren't allowed to drive because of previous convictions, lack of money or inability to pass the test which as we all know is unimaginably hard.
2) Eco-vegan-sustain-o-tossers who just want yet another excuse to preach at hardworking decent folk.
D) Lycra-sheathed speed demons who don't care about anything except their new fastest time.
I know that's rubbish, you know that's rubbish, but my hypothetical foamster doesn't agree. Can't get it into the head that people an awful lot like them cycle too, or else they'd not be a foamer. He or she thinks that the root cause of cycling is being One of the Above.
Hence my preference for a voluntary category that they know first hand is not the root cause of behaviours worth foaming about. In Scotland, the bevvy is pretty good bet here.
My model may, of course, be utter guff.