I will keep people alert to the ash situation in the north of the city
Expect BBC style blow by blow updates of all particles falling on the patio outside our office by the Water of Leith and eye witness accounts from asthma sufferers collapsing at bus stops.
I will have my cycle mask with filter on (woodbines) for the cycle home and will "tweet" how deep the tyres sink into the vast drifts of Icelandic revenge for crashing their banks... we said "Send Cash..."
In other news, terrorists have started updating their CVs and looking for new careers after being beaten by nature, all aiports in the UK closed was on their "goals" list and since it has already been done they feel like it would kind of be "old hat" repeating the stunt