"If you have a cold or other source of over-abundant mucus, carry more handkerchiefs. The large pockets at the rear of Humvees are ideal for this."
I think winpig that you must in the more fortunate part of the population that doesn't suffer from a mucous-based response to cold weather. It's a well recognised issue for some though and it's not speed related.
I carry hankies and wear gloves with absorbant thumb cloth but this is ineffective. And my nose would just end up red and raw. On some of these audax rides, I'd swear that I lose more weight through the continual drip than dehydration etc. I don't have a cold and I don't suffer off the bike.
But definitely watch where you do this.