Here's one for a Friday. I've been off this forum for a while - just came back as I've radically changed my commute and so was looking for the latest chat. I was pleased to see so many familiar names from 2011.
Now, how did you all chose your user names? Is chdot Swiss? Does Greenroofer actually have a living roof on his house/bike shed? Is Wilmington's Cow actually a cow? Is allebong a French smoking enthusiast called Al?
I'll start - Yellow Pages advert from the eighties. Dad gives his son the racing bike he's always wanted, but which his dad says is impractical and uncomfortable. As the son rides off for the first time by dawn's early light, dad observes proudly from the bedroom window, muttering the famous words.
Covers my tendency to be both paternal and pedantic...