@unhurt
Worry not. I know a guy who knows a guy who knows Macron. I've arranged for Scotland to become a Département et région d'outre-mer de la République française at 24h00 on the 29th of March 2019. It was all pre-agreed in Schedule 5 of the Auld Alliance Agreement anyway but I've just speeded things up a bit over a pint.
There are consequences of course. Article 2 of the constitution provides that French is the language of the republic so CCE becomes VEV and I become @JARAPDCS. You become @indemne. This is all embedded in BBPress and you need do nothing.
All Scotsmen will become splenetic dipsomaniac depressives. No one will notice this. All Scotswomen will also become splenetic dipsomaniac depressives but with a base tan and a way with vegetables. Everyone will notice this.
Other changes to note;
* All floors to be tiled
* All wallpaper to become inexplicably hideous
* All hills to triple in size
* All flat bits to become infinitely big
* All cyclist to own at least one Peugeot Competition Classic