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Do we need an EU referendum thread? (Brexit thread)

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  • Started 8 years ago by I were right about that saddle
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  1. chdot
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    “No-deal Brexit is the default automatic legal outcome of triggering Article 50. No further signatures are required from anybody.”

    Theresa May says EU must 'evolve' its Brexit positions

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-44892385

    Posted 5 years ago #
  2. cb
    Member

    Latest Brexitcast and Remainiacs podcasts (both recommended for 'fans' of Brexit) offer opinions for likelihood of No Deal, from various experts.

    Posted 5 years ago #
  3. chdot
    Admin

    Thought such people didn’t believe in experts...

    Posted 5 years ago #
  4. chdot
    Admin

    This man apparently works for the Government (still) -

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    Posted 5 years ago #
  5. I were right about that saddle
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  6. chdot
    Admin

    “and grow potatoes”

    I’m now able to comment on that.

    Posted 5 years ago #
  7. Snowy
    Member

    Potatoes: foodstuff, handy projectiles, and potential power source for bike lights.

    I didn't plant any this year but I have a crop nevertheless from the ones I failed to dig up last year. Right in the middle of the things I *actually* wanted to grow. Lesson learned.

    Posted 5 years ago #
  8. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    I didn't plant any this year but I have a crop nevertheless from the ones I failed to dig up last year.

    Snap! Weeds.

    Posted 5 years ago #
  9. gembo
    Member

    My earlies low yield but lovely looking spuds. Also taste better than shop as pull out ground wash cook for five mins eat in salad or on side. Second earlies bigger yield but succumbed to potato scrofula. Just meant they did not look so nice. Pink skin but gnatly. Pearl them cook for five really tasty almost both dry and waxy. Lates looking very healthy. Some flowers purple, some white.

    Posted 5 years ago #
  10. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    @gembo

    Mine will have Scab too no doubt. Too dry, but as you say cosmetic only. Nothing tastier than a fresh-howked tattie and a wood pigeon shot from straight over the shaws sorry you are vegetarian.

    Posted 5 years ago #
  11. Frenchy
    Member

    I did plant some tatties this year, but I also seem to have some growing in places I didn't plant any this year, but where I did plant some last year.

    More confusingly, there's also some growing in the middle of the strawberries.

    Posted 5 years ago #
  12. gembo
    Member

    @iwrats shoot as many pigeon as you like

    Posted 5 years ago #
  13. gembo
    Member

    I have some of last year's purples mixed in. Tatties are a science, just not an exact science.

    Posted 5 years ago #
  14. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    @iwrats shoot as many pigeon as you like

    I went through a phase of taking them, got so good at it they didn't even open their wings, just sat down dead.

    Legs inedible, flight muscles incredible.

    All legal under General Licence I hasten to add. Crop protection.

    Posted 5 years ago #
  15. LaidBack
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  16. minus six
    Member

    is this the gardeners thread

    i've been growing himalayan blue poppies for a few years now, but they've done especially well this year after the hard winter, chest height and full blooms

    the papaver somniferum are also starting to blossom

    Posted 5 years ago #
  17. gembo
    Member

    @bax, can be the gardener's thread yes. Those poppies, yielding much resin?

    Posted 5 years ago #
  18. gembo
    Member

    On pigeons, I love how on take off they flap a couple of times then somehow soar up the way without trying. Maybe thermals maybe the bernoulli effect? Will check. Bernoulli is a bit more general according to wiki. I must check pigeon post

    Posted 5 years ago #
  19. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    The French translation of the abstract of the UK's 'white paper' on relations with the EU is just weird;

    https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/726231/UK-EU_Future_Relationship_White_Paper_-_Executive_Summary_-_FRENCH.pdf

    Seems to have been machine-translated and then tarted up by one of the higher primates.

    M. Barnier will be shaking his head in wonder if he ever reads it.

    Posted 5 years ago #
  20. unhurt
    Member

    Article in The National the other day noting all the translations had apparently been done using Google Translate.

    Posted 5 years ago #
  21. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    There's only 800,000 Frenchies in London...hang on, of course couldn't trust them to do it, could we?

    Posted 5 years ago #
  22. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    Hypothesis;

    They've no new infrastructure or customs staff or software or anything, so only two outcomes are possible - capitulation by accepting a treaty written by the EU or an unplanned exit and utter chaos.

    If the UK capitulates then a charismatic ex-military individual will arise and proclaim that the 'elite' have betrayed the 'people's vote' and there will be fascism in England.

    If there is chaos then the people will demand order and a charismatic ex-military figure will arise and promise that order and there will be fascism in England.

    In both cases the BBC will run cheerful Union flag bedecked reality shows about organising a neighbourhood militia and spotting disguised foreigners.

    Posted 5 years ago #
  23. unhurt
    Member

    http://www.thenational.scot/thejouker/16366248.uk-officials-leave-europe-laughing-with-translations-of-brexit-white-paper/

    I think a Times columnist mentioned it too

    "A Dutch newspaper described the version shown to them as reading like it was put through "the cheapest available translation software".

    The French translation turned "principled Brexit" into "un Brexit verteux", suggesting Brexit is a moral good."

    Posted 5 years ago #
  24. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    Yes, 'vertueux' also suggests something sexually chaste. There are equivalents to 'principled' like 'en respectant les principes de' but you then have to say which principles you plan to respect so I can see their problem.

    Posted 5 years ago #
  25. gembo
    Member

    Google translate does not cope with the letter of the law either. Translates it as the alphabet of the law

    Posted 5 years ago #
  26. chdot
    Admin

    DAVID DAVIS has urged the Prime Minister to tear up her Brexit White Paper and “start again”

    http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/992427/brexit-news-david-davis-theresa-may-chequer-white-paper-no-deal/amp

    That’s fine, just take another couple of years...

    Posted 5 years ago #
  27. gembo
    Member

    I had a dream last night about a man who through force of will time travelled back to 1987. He was not clear why this had happened but appeared to be a student in Edinburgh. Slowly, it dawned on him that his gradual mission was to prevent Brexit from happening.

    Posted 5 years ago #
  28. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    I had a dream last night about being trapped in a series of bizarre and arcane tableaux, so snap.

    I distinctly remember thinking that it only seemed to be low-voltage narcissists that went into student politics in the eighties and I was correct and it was those people's lack of interest in the basics of human existence which has got us here. Mea culpa, mea minima culpa.

    Posted 5 years ago #
  29. I were right about that saddle
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  30. LaidBack
    Member

    "It would depend on whether the WTO’s membership (160 countries) is determined to accommodate the UK’s wishes."

    How often do I have to repeat... Great Britain will not be a rule taker! The WTO will understand this after we've seen off the EU.
    Iain McWhirter did a good piece in Sunday Herald.

    Posted 5 years ago #

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