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Cognitive dissonance

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  1. crowriver
    Member

    I propose an occasional thread for snippets of dunderheided opinions, anecdotes, etc. from folk who just can't see what the real problem is with transport in the UK.

    First up, that giant of broadcasting and the multi coloured swap shop:

    @Telegraph
    Noel Edmonds says 'Britain is full' after getting stuck in traffic jam

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/12098240/Noel-Edmonds-says-Britain-is-full-after-getting-stuck-in-traffic-jam.html

    Posted 8 years ago #
  2. Stickman
    Member

    Doesn't he believe in some "cosmic ordering" BS? Maybe he could ask nicely for his own private car lane and the universe may deliver.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  3. acsimpson
    Member

    Wr'd better start rationing space then.
    Rule 1 only 1 car per household
    Rule 2 cycle paths are smaller than roads so each mile of new road requires 2 miles of old road to be converted to cycle path.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  4. Stickman
    Member

    How about Alan Sugar complaining about London congestion, using the example of him taking an hour to drive what could be covered in 10minutes on the tube?

    Posted 8 years ago #
  5. PS
    Member

    I thought Noel had a helicopter?

    Posted 8 years ago #
  6. And Alan just took delivery of a new, custom-built Pinarello.

    Mind you, the plebs can't afford to fly to the US or Spain just to ride their bike like his Lordship (who doesn't appear to ride in the UK at all).

    Posted 8 years ago #
  7. crowriver
    Member

    Lord Sugar says 99 per cent of cycling 'accidents' in London could be avoided with more ‘situational awareness’ from cyclists

    http://road.cc/content/news/171914-lord-sugar-says-99-cent-cycling-accidents-london-could-be-avoided-more-#sthash.2S47MUjo.dpuf

    Posted 8 years ago #
  8. dougal
    Member

    Situational awareness and the ability to levitate.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  9. crowriver
    Member

    "Almost as if Sugar the driver and Sugar the cyclist were different people, he then appeared to laud dedicated cycle paths when asked whether cyclists should be ordered to use them."

    See, cognitive dissonance as schizophrenia.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  10. Stickman
    Member

  11. dougal
    Member

    Stickman that's brilliant. I think "situational awareness" is my new punchline.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  12. crowriver
    Member

    Posted 8 years ago #
  13. crowriver
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    Posted 8 years ago #
  14. Min
    Member

    Ha yes, very good. See also:-

    Everyone should buy an electric car

    and

    How on earth can we keep the lights on?

    Posted 8 years ago #
  15. acsimpson
    Member

    The dangerous thing about toxic polution from most cars is that's it invisible. What the picture doesn't tell you is that in the middle of the bottom road you can hear birdsong and smell freshly cut grass in the park alongside. OK electric cars may not be perfect but they are (in my eyes) hugely preferable to the alternative.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  16. jonty
    Member

    I'm fairly sure the roar I can hear from the bypass when I'm halfway up the Pentlands is the tyres and not the engines.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  17. acsimpson
    Member

    That's undoubtedly true but my comment was specifically aimed at the picture of the what I take to be stationary traffic on a freeway. Other than running the aircon at full blast and a few blaring radios they're unlikely to be making much noise.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  18. jonty
    Member

    Fair enough. Probably true of most city driving too (scarily?)

    Posted 8 years ago #

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