@nelly, boy would I love this to happen
Person 1 - I would like to complain
Council drone- OK what would you like to complain about
Person 1 - I would like to complain about Situation X
council drone- Fine, I will just check if situation X is on the list of situations that people can complain about. Tum, te tum, err just checked but sorry it isn't so you can't I'm afraid.
Person 1 Right then I am going to complain to the Govt about Situation X
Council Drone - Of course, we have a govt rep now with us as we are joined up - here she is
govt Rep- hi, how can I help
Person 1 - I would like to complain about Situation X
Govt Rep, OK, that is fine, I am just checking the list, Sorry you can't
Person 1 Right, who do I complain to next?
Govt Rep - no one, you need to apply to Citizen Gembo to have Situation X added to the list of situations you can complain about. He is very straightforward, as long as you can get 1000 people to agree with you by filling in his form than he puts it to his panel of very reasonable citizens.
Person 1 ok but I want to be on the panel
Govt rep, yes there is a form for that too, fill in your application and The application panel for the reasonable people panel will have a look at that
Person 1 - I want on the application panel
govt a Rep- are you from Edinburgh?
Person 1 -'yes
govt rep - ah, all the Edinbugh places on the application panel are already taken but when Highly Entitled Person 2 dies, as long as you have filled in all the other forms you can apply for that too. goodbye.