My bike is a red GSR, it was made in a land afar.
It was rescued near dead, from somebody's shed.
And I use it instead of a car.
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Bike Limericks / Poetry on a grey Monday
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Posted 13 years ago #
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One morning while I was out riding,
A van had a go at side swiping,
There was fear in his eyes
When I stopped at the lights
And gave him a bloody good hiding!Posted 13 years ago # -
Cyclists in the north of our city
Demand our regret and our pity
Whilst the Innocent's brill
And the Meadows all thrill
The paths in the north are all sh.. shambolic.Posted 13 years ago # -
wicked :)
Posted 13 years ago # -
There once was an audax to dunbar
On paper it didn't seem too far
The wind it did blow
It made the hills slow
And to my brevet card I said "au revoir"Posted 13 years ago # -
If people from Bingham are rueing
This afternoon's CCE viewing
They may think it just
Even fun, if you must
To give old Wingpig a good shoeingPosted 13 years ago # -
If the Binghamites wish me be shoed...
If they found prior limericks rude...
They might halt their abuse
through wee motorbike use
of the path where their dogs have all pooed.Posted 13 years ago # -
"We don't care for that, down our way"
Said the Morningsiders with dismay
"Those northerly routes
of precarious commutes...
Our society's in disarray!"Posted 13 years ago #
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