Take ten points whoever submitted:
Driver was a young woman with an Australian accent, sunglasses (it was cloudy) and the entire contents of the Boots make-up department on her face.
Had a good chuckle. Anyway, thanks for positive feedback. I'll give it until Saturday afternoon for anyone else to give suggestions, then update appropriately for a final revision before a definite 'do we want to go ahead with this' decision. chdot - is this something citycyclingedinburgh would be interested in parenting, or would you rather it remained something neutral? Poll?