@Frenchy "I also swore at several inanimate objects, including a hill"
If you mean the one I'm thinking of, so did I: Google Maps Link
On the plus side, I hit 49.5 mph on the descent, which is the fastest I've ever gone on my bike. And I think the fastest I ever want to go...
And to stay on topic: I want to nominate the friend I was doing The Big Belter with, for being mind numbingly slow. Pretty sure we were last out of everyone in the event, coming in at 9h 30m. We were threatened with getting picked up by the sweeper bus at the last rest stop if we stopped there, and she still managed to take forever. I've warned her that I'm dropping her next year if she can't keep up, since last year's effort was similar (though only 8h 30m that time)...