Saw a double for Rubbish Cycling and Rubbish Pedestrianing: I was riding behind a chap on Sensible hybrid, with sensible lighting, Sensible hi-viz/helmet/trouserclips and sensible lane positioning* who appeared to have no awareness whatsoever of the shambling figure with many of the trappings of an uncontrolled substance abuse problem who had walked into the road with his head turned away from us. Cyclist didn't alter his path one iota, and collision wasn't avoided so much as miracled away from.
We then carried on down to the road, serenaded by idiomatically rich descriptions of the violence intended upon the gentleman in front, and happened upon a terribly nice Radio 4 looking woman who was so busy saying cheery goodbyes to her pavement-housed friend that she was walking backwards round the boot of her car, and certainly not checking to her left to see if anything was coming before heading to the driver's door. Another miraculous collision avoidance ensued.
After the first I said to myself: Uberuce, let's not be hasty; whoop-de-doo for you for discerning that bloke was a jakey, not a backpacker, but that doesn't mean the fella on the hybrid is a Rubbish Cyclist for not expecting the latter's road smarts. After the second, I thought: eejit.
*capital letter to denote controversial ones