'Too-important-to-wait' guy on a shiny new white Specialized MTB who decided to run 4 reds. In rush-hour traffic.
Waiting at the ASL at Meadowbank Terrace I was concious of another rider coming up from behind - Mr Specialized track stand/wibbled his way firstly towards my front wheel ('WTF' said my incredulous stare). Then he wibbled in front of me...then he wibbled some more...then a little bit more...until...he'd jumped the red light and was off down the bus lane towards Jocks Lodge...
Catching and overtaking him about 5 seconds later, I was astounded to see Mr Specialized roll right past me as I waited at the red light at Jock's Lodge...cos the green man is really a green for bikes, right, and the traffic at Jock's Lodge in rush-hour is pretty light, yeah?
Mr Specialized trundled onwards and duly sailed through the ped crossing on red at Morrisons and turniped off towards King's Road. At least here the traffic possessed sufficient life-terminating potential to make him stop. A few feet ahead of the ASL.
Mr Spesh wasn't done yet. He then turniped his way through the red at Quickfit in Porty AND the lights at Bath Street (...cos it's not a busy sorta junction...).
Mentally I flipped a coin as to whether I was going to have words with Mr Spesh deciding in the end it wasn't worth the aggro. Instead I scorched past him while looking as nonchalant as one can while putting in an 'eyeballs out' effort.
If per chance you're reading this, I was the guy on the black cross bike who kept going past you. Jumping all those reds didn't exactly make your journey any faster, did it? Had I a Go-Pro with footage of your escapade, I'd have shopped you to the cops myself.